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Chicago Trial Lawyer, Jordan Margolis, is EXCUSEMAN™, saving the world from insincere apologies for bad behavior from celebrities, politicians and general neer-do-wells!

Follow Excuseman as he negates the use of insincere and half-hearted apologies with his own humerous and outrageous explanations.

Excuseman: Saving the world from insincere apologies, one funny excuse at a time!

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Jordan Margolis and Excuseman engage in a battle of wits over authorship rights to the new novel, “Excuseman Only Tortures English”.

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Obama ordered to wear XQuseman Bracelet to Monitor Hourly Mistakes

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Demi Moore should be transferred to XQuseland Hospital for doing Whip-Its. Demi, you’re The mommy, not your daughter.

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After Successful Somalia Rescue Mission, President Obama to Send Navy Seals Team 6 to Congress to End Gridlock

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Ron Paul is using Rand Paul’s TSA Temper Tantrum for Campaign Contributions. How PAULthetic!

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Eggscuseman Knows The Egg Came First, So Asks A Different Question; “What’s Your Eggscuse?”

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Megan Fox Chides Hollywood to make deeper movies. Still bitter Merryl Streep beat her out for The Iron Lady.

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Mitt, You’re Gonna Lose South Carolina after Actually Losing Iowa, Where Ya Gonna Go Now? “I’m Going To XQuseland!”

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Santorum Actually Won Iowa Caucus, Newt Wants An Open Marriage, Perry Can’t Find His Path, and Mitt Only Pays 15% Taxes. And THESE GUYS Wanna Fix Government?

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Kodak CEO Bankruptcy Filing EXCUSE: “OK, we didn’t get the picture, but NOW we REALLY dig digital!”

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“Suddenly, since the ship was at a 60-70° angle, I tripped and I ended up in one of the boats.” Costa Concordia Captain, YOU are EXCUSEMAN of the Week!

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