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The Book XQusters Have Been Waiting For Is NOW HERE!!

“Jordy always makes me laugh.

- SCOTT TUROW, Best Selling Author

“Read Excuseman Only Tortures English if you want laugh-out-loud funny. Jordan Margolis is an expert in the hilarious. This is a must read for all who enjoy witty, side- splitting stories.“

- LEAH MAINES, Sr. Editor, Finishing Line Press

“It’s zany, whacky, witty. Take this book to bed with you! It will cure erectile dysfunction, frigidity, and boredom. Beware the machine gun humor of Madman Margolis! If the first hundred zingers don’t get you, the next hundred surely will. This is absolutely the guy your parents warned you about. Wear extra strength underwear, or just read it on the john.”

- LEE SHAINEN, Author of Tales of the Conspiracy Café: Barcelona

Despite no public clamor for a sequel to The Misadventures of Excuseman, Jordo’s psyche convinced him that the world needed closure. BUY IT, READ IT, MEMORIZE IT – Excuseman Only Tortures English, More Novel Than Ever, IS NOW AVAILABLE at Amazon.com or AuthorHouse.com.

Don’t miss how Jordo torments his editor to publish a children’s book and a Romance novel, but gets “shlock blocked” when former President Bush hires Jordo to defend him in Iran against War Crimes charges, and the Show Trial becomes a Three Ring Circus. Learn more about the book by watching Excuseman go head to head with Trial Lawyer Jordan Margolis in this exciting promo video!

Cover Art By Michael Troy

The Misadventures of Excuseman

In “The Misadventures Of Excuseman, A Novel Excusical”, Jordo embarks on a promotional media tour, touting his compendium of excuses, “Official Excuses, The Power Of Reverse Apology”; enjoying 15 Minutes of Fame followed by 15 Minutes of Defame, and ultimately sues President Bush for Slander.

“The Misadventures of Excuseman, A Novel Excusical”, can be purchased at Amazon.com or Authorhouse.com Click Here!