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		<title>Shmx to Paul Krugman&#8217;s Playboy Interview, I have The Ultimate Excuse for buying Playboy &#8220;FOR THE ARTICLES!&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 17:05:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Obama Proposes Cutting Corporate Tax Rate, Santorum Decries Business Circumcision Theology</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 16:01:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Smiles Running Free on Planet Jordo, Art by Mike Street, colorized by Sarah Sabsay</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 18:16:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>I just overheard New Orleans is celebrating some pagan ritual called &#8220;Fat Jews Day&#8221;. Where the hell is the ACLU when WE need em?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 15:24:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Mic Check! The 99% Are Good Eggs!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2012 19:51:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>ESPN Headline Apology for &#8220;Chink in the Armor&#8221; Clunker is even worse: &#8220;My Wife&#8217;s Asian&#8221;. Hey ESPN, Put XQ Courtside before any more Color Commentary.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2012 19:41:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Vus is Dus, No Sex Scandal? Then NO XQuse to read about German President Christian Wulff&#8217;s Resignation for Boring Financial Flim Flams. Some Wulff, Pfffffft!</title>
		<link>http://www.excuseman.com/2012/02/vus-is-dus-no-sex-scandal-then-no-xquse-to-read-about-german-president-christian-wulffs-resignation-for-boring-financial-flim-flams/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Feb 2012 16:08:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Uhh O, nO She Di&#8217;INT! Oprah Tweet viO tO bOOst Nielsen ratings. She OWNS that gOOf!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 23:57:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>excuseman</dc:creator>
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		<title>Sarah Sabsay is color sassing Mike Street&#8217;s ORIGINAL SKETCHES for PLANETJORDO.com, where smiles run free. Would you wear this Smile on your T-shirt or drink from a mug?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2012 17:56:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>excuseman</dc:creator>
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		<title>Mayweather Disses Lin&#8217;s B-Ball Prowess; Lin Invites Floyd To Ego Economics 101 Class</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2012 16:31:08 +0000</pubDate>
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