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		<title>Facebook IPO Validates Zuckerberg&#8217;s Original Dream To Catch Chicks For Harvard Dudes. (OK, so it wasn&#8217;t exactly HIS dream, but there were Twins in the dream, couple of dudes named Winklevoss). Help, Get Me Outta This Status.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 15:46:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Abe Lincoln&#8217;s Estate Protesting Conservative Joe Ricketts&#8217; Super Pac Attack on Obama as &#8220;Metrosexual, Black Abe Lincoln&#8221;, besmirching Lincoln&#8217;s New Improved Reputation as &#8220;Vampire Slayer&#8221;. Joe Ricketts, THERE&#8217;S NO XQ4U!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 17:20:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Political Dirty Tricks XQ]]></category>
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		<title>Former Serbian General Ratko Mladic Showed No Remorse At War Crimes Trial, Making Throat Slashing Gesture To Victims. &#8220;Ethnic Cleansing&#8221; Was THE WORST EXCUSE EVER. Ratko is a fitting name, Mladic, Cuz THERE&#8217;S NO XQ4U!</title>
		<link>http://www.excuseman.com/2012/05/former-serbian-general-ratko-mladic-showed-no-remorse-at-war-crimes-trial-making-throat-slashing-gesture-to-victims-ethnic-cleansing-was-the-worst-excuse-ever-ratko-is-a-fitting-name-mladic-c/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 17:06:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>CEO Jamie Dimon Previously Referred to Chase Losing $2 Billion Last Week as a &#8220;Tempest in a Teapot&#8221;. Now He Say&#8217;s &#8220;There&#8217;s ALMOST No Excuse for it&#8221;. Hey Jamie, Guess What? THERE&#8217;S ABSOLUTELY NO XQ4U!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 15:00:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>CEO Scott Thompson Resigned and Left The Yahoo Building On Sunday For Padding Resume With False Computer Science Degree. Calling it &#8220;Inadvertent Error&#8221;, Yahoo Rebooted CEO&#8217;s but Not Stock Price. Say it with me now, Hey Scott Thompson, THERE&#8217;S NO XQ4U!</title>
		<link>http://www.excuseman.com/2012/05/ceo-scott-thompson-resigned-and-left-the-yahoo-building-on-sunday-for-padding-resume-with-false-computer-science-degree-calling-it-inadvertent-error-yahoo-rebooted-ceos-but-not-stock-price-sa/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 14:39:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Josh Beckett Booed Off Field At Fenway After Stinking Up The Joint, Despite His &#8220;Stiff&#8221; Joints Being Supple Enough For Golf But Not To Pitch Prior Start. &#8220;Golfgate&#8221;, THERE&#8217;S NO XQ 4U!</title>
		<link>http://www.excuseman.com/2012/05/josh-beckett-booed-off-field-at-fenway-after-stinking-up-the-joint-despite-his-stiff-joints-being-supple-enough-for-golf-but-not-to-pitch-prior-start-golfgate-theres-no-xq-4u/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 16:22:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Rand Paul Is Shooting His VP Chances In The Foot By Aiming A Rifle At The President For Pro-Gun Support. What, It&#8217;s Just An Old Korean War Memory? &#8211; THERE&#8217;S NO XQ4U!</title>
		<link>http://www.excuseman.com/2012/05/rand-paul-is-shooting-his-vp-chances-in-the-foot-by-aiming-a-rifle-at-the-president-for-pro-gun-support-what-its-just-an-old-korean-war-memory-theres-no-xq4u/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 20:33:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Tanorexic Mom Patricia Krentcil Has Become An Action Figure Doll, After Being Arrested For Putting Her 6 Year Old Daughter In A Tanning Bed, And Banned From New Jersey Salons. Disgusted? XQ Sure Is. At Least She Earns This Week&#8217;s EXCUSEMAN &#8220;NO XQ4U! Award. FEH!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2012 20:17:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Tom Brokaw Warns That If You Attend The White House Correspondents Dinner, &#8220;It Will Steal Your Soul&#8221;. Cheap Journalists Excuse: &#8220;Screw you, you rich Has Been, we&#8217;re all BROKE, Brokaw; We Go To Steal The Silverware.&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2012 20:53:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Galveston Constable Pam Matranga Accused of &#8220;Forcible Motorboating&#8221; By Former Deputy. Matranga&#8217;s EXCUSE; &#8220;I&#8217;m a jester, not a girlie-girl&#8221; earns her EXCUSEMAN of The Week Nomination. Nom Nom.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2012 15:54:26 +0000</pubDate>
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